At the end of the day on which we celebrate the fool, this gamerblogger came across a jewel of a gift presented by his faithful Halo Clan. Lovingly crafted to commemorate the occassion in which pranks are the objective, the following montage was cultivated from gameplay lifted from Halo 3 via Xbox Live.
As you view this masterful piece of violent pop-culture, please keep in mind the following caveats, listed below…
1. I, XerxdeeJ, of sound mind and avatar, cannot effect a long-range kill with a Sniper Rifle worth a damn. Sincerely. This is not an attempt at humility intended to curry favor from those gamers I intend to lead as one of their Overlords. The long-barrel in Halo 3 might as well be a boat-oar in my hands. I am more likely to kill someone with the SRS99C-S2 AM if I employ it in the manner that one would wield a sledgehammer.
2. TTL, while prolific with combat montages, makes it a point to never set our antics to Death Metal, Cookie Monster Rock, Hardcore Rap, Breaking Benjamin, or any other threadbare forms of music. We have long prided ourselves on this point. If this reminds you of your montage, the joke is on you as well…
3. A Disclaimer lifted directly from the end credits:
“XerxdeeJ did none of these things in this video.”
Thanks for the sucker punch.
Bastards!
So, Deej, I guess you’ll be switching from Roadkill to DEA now, huh?
Jerk.
Nicely done Hoov!
I’ll think of the video as “DeeJ’s driving skills as represented by a sniper” :)
I don’t know – looks like about all 67 of your sniper kills to me.
That was a great video. LOL
The shot off the floor on Guardian for the double was .. sweet.
Great Deejtage,shame Deej didnt do any of them =(
God editing as well =)
That was great! Some of those shots were incredible! It makes me feel so horrible with the sniper…
For every no-scope and awesome snipe a Gunslinger had in this video, DeeJ has had an amazing splatter or hog run.
And Hoov makes magic.
The truth is out. Deej is a sniping monster. click, click, BOOM.
Hilariously well crafted. Excellent job by all those involved!
Thanks guys! I had a blast making it!
And Quantifier, I really do hate to re-quantify your statement, but you forgot Deej’s one Beam Rifle kill, bumping his snipes up by 1.5% to 68.
XerxDeej marks the spot. *subtle
A shout out to all my Dead Eye homies, good shootin say true.
Your logic is amusing.
That was pure win. Great job Hoov.
Ha Hoov, i’ll grant you that statistically, but unless I missed it, I didn’t see a single beam snipe in that tage ;-)
What you don’t know, is that was actually a XerxwifE montage.
I’ve seen Deej do that when someone’s in his Hog.
Disturbed is Nu Metal, not Death Metal…
Yes, there is a difference ¬_¬
XERXDEEJ PWNS…
Ah, you might not wield the sniper with great effect…
You are a masterful tactian with your words… and as the leader gets to pwn communications noobs all the time…
Happy belated April Fools!
We definitely have to get some more games in now Deej. I will do anything in my power to get the sniper, walk it to you and commit suicide so you may lay claim to the Matchmaking wasteland with your weapon of doom!
Hoovaloov…great Deejtage, I’ve never seen one of those before.
I don’t really care that he never did these, i enjoyed the vid
That video was awesome! Makes me want to load up the Haloz and grab a SRS99C-S2 AM!
Great video guys!
You just combined 4 of the greatest songs ever with a montage of pure pwnage on the best game ever. YOU ARE GODS!
Deej will you teach me the mad MLG skillz? I will learn like young grasshopper.
“TTL… makes it a point to never set our antics to Death Metal, Cookie Monster Rock, Hardcore Rap, Breaking Benjamin, or any other threadbare forms of music.”
Quite right, but it’s edited so well that their inclusion is forgivable.
where did the video go? one of the best i’ve seen. i was truly in awe!