D0402 T0203 Y2009No Scope? Nope!

At the end of the day on which we celebrate the fool, this gamerblogger came across a jewel of a gift presented by his faithful Halo Clan. Lovingly crafted to commemorate the occassion in which pranks are the objective, the following montage was cultivated from gameplay lifted from Halo 3 via Xbox Live.

As you view this masterful piece of violent pop-culture, please keep in mind the following caveats, listed below…

1. I, XerxdeeJ, of sound mind and avatar, cannot effect a long-range kill with a Sniper Rifle worth a damn. Sincerely. This is not an attempt at humility intended to curry favor from those gamers I intend to lead as one of their Overlords. The long-barrel in Halo 3 might as well be a boat-oar in my hands. I am more likely to kill someone with the SRS99C-S2 AM if I employ it in the manner that one would wield a sledgehammer.

2. TTL, while prolific with combat montages, makes it a point to never set our antics to Death Metal, Cookie Monster Rock, Hardcore Rap, Breaking Benjamin, or any other threadbare forms of music. We have long prided ourselves on this point. If this reminds you of your montage, the joke is on you as well…

3. A Disclaimer lifted directly from the end credits:
“XerxdeeJ did none of these things in this video.”

Thanks for the sucker punch.

Bastards!

Posted by XerxdeeJ

Comment 26

  1. #LINK D0402 T0841
    TTL Demag0gue wrote...

    So, Deej, I guess you’ll be switching from Roadkill to DEA now, huh?

    Jerk.

  2. #LINK D0402 T0928
    TTL Bjorni wrote...

    Nicely done Hoov!

  3. #LINK D0402 T1039
    Whachamacalzmit wrote...

    I’ll think of the video as “DeeJ’s driving skills as represented by a sniper” :)

  4. #LINK D0402 T1116
    Quantifier wrote...

    I don’t know – looks like about all 67 of your sniper kills to me.

  5. #LINK D0402 T1143
    SG Noodles wrote...

    That was a great video. LOL

  6. #LINK D0402 T1153
    Smackafied wrote...

    The shot off the floor on Guardian for the double was .. sweet.

  7. #LINK D0402 T1207
    Vay wrote...

    Great Deejtage,shame Deej didnt do any of them =(

    God editing as well =)

  8. #LINK D0402 T1213
    jayman007 wrote...

    That was great! Some of those shots were incredible! It makes me feel so horrible with the sniper…

  9. #LINK D0402 T1216
    OboeCrazy wrote...

    For every no-scope and awesome snipe a Gunslinger had in this video, DeeJ has had an amazing splatter or hog run.

    And Hoov makes magic.

  10. #LINK D0402 T1225
    ttl ranger wrote...

    The truth is out. Deej is a sniping monster. click, click, BOOM.

    Hilariously well crafted. Excellent job by all those involved!

  11. #LINK D0402 T1231
    Hoovaloov wrote...

    Thanks guys! I had a blast making it!

    And Quantifier, I really do hate to re-quantify your statement, but you forgot Deej’s one Beam Rifle kill, bumping his snipes up by 1.5% to 68.

  12. #LINK D0402 T1303
    VoltRabbit wrote...

    XerxDeej marks the spot. *subtle

    A shout out to all my Dead Eye homies, good shootin say true.

  13. #LINK D0402 T1313
    Viktim Viktor wrote...

    Your logic is amusing.

    That was pure win. Great job Hoov.

  14. #LINK D0402 T1400
    Quantifier wrote...

    Ha Hoov, i’ll grant you that statistically, but unless I missed it, I didn’t see a single beam snipe in that tage ;-)

  15. #LINK D0402 T1459
    L0coM0tive wrote...

    What you don’t know, is that was actually a XerxwifE montage.

  16. #LINK D0402 T1523
    ScrewChiller wrote...

    I’ve seen Deej do that when someone’s in his Hog.

  17. #LINK D0402 T1548
    DarkMessiah wrote...

    Disturbed is Nu Metal, not Death Metal…
    Yes, there is a difference ¬_¬

  18. #LINK D0402 T1607
    Agent Diddy wrote...

    XERXDEEJ PWNS…

  19. #LINK D0402 T1638
    TruthPastor GBG wrote...

    Ah, you might not wield the sniper with great effect…

    You are a masterful tactian with your words… and as the leader gets to pwn communications noobs all the time…

    Happy belated April Fools!

  20. #LINK D0402 T2246
    BigCountry1369 wrote...

    We definitely have to get some more games in now Deej. I will do anything in my power to get the sniper, walk it to you and commit suicide so you may lay claim to the Matchmaking wasteland with your weapon of doom!

    Hoovaloov…great Deejtage, I’ve never seen one of those before.

  21. #LINK D0403 T0812
    Mr Poooooooon wrote...

    I don’t really care that he never did these, i enjoyed the vid

  22. #LINK D0403 T1618
    FaithKeeper wrote...

    That video was awesome! Makes me want to load up the Haloz and grab a SRS99C-S2 AM!

    Great video guys!

  23. #LINK D0405 T2157
    PHAT JOE wrote...

    You just combined 4 of the greatest songs ever with a montage of pure pwnage on the best game ever. YOU ARE GODS!

  24. #LINK D0417 T0927
    CaLL me GiL wrote...

    Deej will you teach me the mad MLG skillz? I will learn like young grasshopper.

  25. #LINK D0708 T0132
    deltajuliet wrote...

    “TTL… makes it a point to never set our antics to Death Metal, Cookie Monster Rock, Hardcore Rap, Breaking Benjamin, or any other threadbare forms of music.”

    Quite right, but it’s edited so well that their inclusion is forgivable.

  26. #LINK D1103 T0151
    Dune wrote...

    where did the video go? one of the best i’ve seen. i was truly in awe!

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