Type: Retired Training Facility
Status: For Sale
Price: $12,000 or a new M274 Mongoose
Location: UNSC Training Camp (Back Lot B)

Welcome to The Pit where all Princess Bride, underarm and Brad Pitt jokes are welcome. This facility was once used to train the armed forces of the UNSC, but has now been converted to a duplex. Each side has a variety of different sized rooms with no doors to hassle with. You will find that both sides are wheelchair accessible in every area. There is a high-velocity air lift that makes loading groceries from your vehicle to the fridge easy. Plenty of gun racks are scattered around which can be used to hold canned goods, shoes, or dad’s golf clubs.

There are plenty of child-ready features that will keep the kids occupied for hours. If they are internet savy, they can meet up with the neighbors in the mission control room that was once used to coordinate Pelican takeoff and launch heat-seeking missiles. That should occupy them for hours, just make sure they don’t push the button labeled “MAKES BIG BOOM!” Also, if you have heard of laser tag, we have taken it to the next level. Your toddler or teen can find a variety of assault weapons around the house which they can use to empty shells into digital brute warriors that pop up on the walls. Talk about improving your child’s eye-hand coordination! Don’t worry about them getting hurt either, since most walls are lined with cautionary yellow pads.

When it is time to settle down, you will find the living room to be a lovely place to have family time. A large ramp provides easy access, and a skylight lets in plenty of sun. A medal brace which was once used to mount flags or anti-tank bombs, now provides an excellent stand for your family’s entertainment center.

We encourage all who are interested to attend our open house on Xbox Live which will be running daily until we fill both residencies. I can assure you, there is a high demand for this real estate, so you may want to bring an Assault or Battle Rifle to fight off the crowds.

Posted by Dweezle